The Eat Off

Hanging out behind the lake on the weekend

Acting stupid eating scallops with my best friends

I couldn't wait for the summer at the eat off

I remember that it was the first time I ate one there

'Cause I choked on the scallop at the eat off

I said "Cough" and they said "HAHAHAHA"

Everything is bad when I eat one

I cannot wait until my friend chokes on an ice cream cone

I choked on the scallop at the eat off

I remember what my best friend said

When I told him what happened

He said "HAHAHA, thats what you get for acting like a fool"

I said "Don't try to be cool"

'Cause I choked on a scallop at the eat off

I said "cough" and the said "HAHAHAHA"

Everything is bad when I eat one

I cannot wait until my friend chokes on an ice cream cone

I choked on the scallop at the eat off

X-Rays on the wall

I waited for the doc's call

He kept me waiting

And if I ever got the chance

I'd still watch them dance

Because he kept me waiting

'Cause I choked on the scallop at the eat off

I said "cough" and they said "HAHAHA"

Everything is bad when I eat one

I cannot wait untill my friend chokes on an ice cream cone

I ccoked on a scallop at the eat off

The ugly scallop that is redish

Almost toxified me

Because it eats alot of toxic

Maybe I should just brush my teeth

Or go to the dentist to get my teeth clean

That is way I got really sick